😂 jokes
The Office Survival Guide
Essential workplace humor for getting through Monday to Friday without losing your mind.
The meeting that could’ve been an email
Boss: “Let’s have a quick meeting.”
45 minutes later…
Boss: “So to summarize: we need to be more efficient with our time.”
Out of Office
My out-of-office reply: “I’m currently out of the office. If it’s urgent, please reconsider.”
The WiFi Password
New employee: “What’s the WiFi password?”
IT: “It’s on the whiteboard.”
New employee: “The whiteboard says ‘Be Productive Today.’”
IT: “Yes, that’s the password. No spaces.”
Career Advice
I told my boss I needed a raise because three other companies were after me.
He asked which ones.
I said: “The electric company, the gas company, and the water company.”
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